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(Source: kellymagovern, via dudas-venenosas)
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Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
(Source: dorfs, via charlieftw)
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
I love you.
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Here’s some serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
(via charlieftw)
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
“I want to wear shorts but sadly i’m only an eel”

(via marini03)
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do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
(via marini03)
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via marini03)
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One thing I love about friends is the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends






